While at dinner last night, I got a text message from my friend Tara. It was a message with a picture attached – a picture that, frankly, almost ruined my appetite for the mussels that were about to arrive. She sent the picture from a concert she was attending with the message, “You’d have enough fashion citations for months of blogging if you were at the concert with me”.  I gasped. I put down my wine, pushed away from the table, and mini convulsed. This is beyond a fashion don’t – this is a fashion who-why-what-how the hell? I could explain in detail why what Tara had to endure is so wrong, but I will refrain and let the picture do the talking. Thank you Tara for joining the Chic Files as our first guest correspondent!