THURSDAY TOP 10
Here are the top 10 things that I just don’t understand in the midst of our never ending heat wave:
- People that order hot drinks at the coffee shop (ICE now!)
- Long jeans and sneakers with socks (free your legs and your feet will follow)
- Joggers (run to the nearest air conditioned place instead)
- Sitting outside to eat (oh see in there? Yes, inside. It is called comfortable)
- People that say “how about this heat” (how about it, captain obvious”)
- Ordering soup at a restaurant (60 days til September, how about a salad instead?)
- Public pools (creepy)
- Lakes (leeches and pee pee people)
- People that don’t roll the windows immediately down upon entering a hot car (are you ill?)
- Armpit stains (once again – but this one is just unacceptable)